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If you found out we werenāt alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? š¤…
Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…
Oh, look, another Spielberg filmābecause apparently, the universe needed more aliens and existential dread in its life. š Universal Pictures…
Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…
šØ BREAKING: Riz Ahmed Just Murdered Shakespeareās Ghost in the Most Expensive High School Drama Ever Filmed šš In a…
šØ BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens ExistāAnd Theyāre *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It šøšæ So, you know…
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…
OMG š±! Are you serious?! Another Mummy movie? Starring BRENDAN FRASER š“ and RACHEL WEISZ šµ?! It’s like Universal Pictures…
**OMG! š± Another Halloween sequel? Halloween Aftermathā dropping Oct 12, 2025, 7:30 PM (Pacific Time). Cole Dalton survived 2018, but…
Brendan Fraser, the king of charmingly awkward adventure, thinks Tom Cruise’s The Mummy (aka the one we all pretend didn’t…
