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Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Still Litigating Last Election Because That Went Well

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump is at it…

FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People
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FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest FBI hack, and I have to say, it’s a wild story.…

Escape the Backrooms bloated with more levels this December somehow
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Escape the Backrooms bloated with more levels this December somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

The never-ending quest for new content has finally yielded some results for fans of the viral co-op multiplayer hit Escape…

Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
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Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…

Kitty’s Cash Grab Island Getaway Now Open For Business
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Kitty’s Cash Grab Island Getaway Now Open For Business

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Get ready for the most adorable update to hit the gaming world: Hello Kitty Island Adventure’s “Welcome Home” update is…

Grappling Hook Saves ARC Raiders from Total Free Fall
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Grappling Hook Saves ARC Raiders from Total Free Fall

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

The Frozen Trail update for ARC Raiders has finally arrived, and it’s about time, considering the game’s player count has…

Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
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Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…

James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light
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James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

IO Interactive is actually doing something right for once, and it’s a miracle. The developer has announced the release of…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

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