Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…
Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…
Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…
Judge saves democracy from itself, temporarily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a federal judge in Boston has temporarily blocked the US…
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…
ICE Agent Gets Reprieve From Prison But Not From Bureaucratic Limbo
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has declined to intervene in a politically sensitive…
Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…
Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…
Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ
In a move that’s equal parts genius and desperation, Epic Games is bringing an arcade to Battle Island in Fortnite…