Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored 🤷♂️ when they found out…
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Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! 🚨👀…
Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared
The Helldivers film is in a bit of a pickle, folks! 🍔👀. It seems that Jason Momoa, the star of…
OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update
Breaking News: 007 First Light Sells 1.5 Million Units in 24 Hours, Because Who Doesn’t Want to be a Suave…
Planet Zoo 2 Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on the First One and Now We’re Adding Fish and Birds to Take More of Your Cash
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some zoo-tastic news? 🎉🦁 Frontier Developments, the geniuses behind Planet Coaster and Elite:…
No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…
Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…
Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead
The never-ending saga of patches and updates for Crimson Desert continues, because who needs a social life, anyway? 🤣 As…
Halo Infinite RUINED Forever as Mysterious Halo Next Thingy Probably Means We’re Getting More of the Same Old Stuff and LOL No More Firefight: Gauntlet Who Even Cared Anyway
Today is a big day at Halo Studios, folks! 🎉👀 Halo Next has reportedly been uncovered by a new job…
What’s Coming To Xbox Game Pass In May 2026 aka The Same 12 Games We’ve Been Playing Since 2018 But Now With More Bugs
Xbox Game Pass is like the ultimate gamer’s paradise, and it’s about to get even better in May 2026! 🤩…