CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…
Tag: Update
Sony rescues remnants of your attention with Dying Light 2, other somewhat decent games
PlayStation Plus is at it again, dumping a fresh batch of games into our laps like a benevolent gaming overlord,…
Trump Takes On Dulles Airport Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has unveiled a major renovation plan for Dulles…
Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…
Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…
American Airlines Grounded By Own IT Incompetence Again Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. All American Airlines flights nationwide have been grounded Tuesday evening due…
Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…
Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…
McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…