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Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…

Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
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Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…

Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…

Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft
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Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

In a world where the internet has become a never-ending dumpster fire, it’s refreshing to see a story that brings…

Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay
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Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

At Fanatics Fest 2026, I had the chance to get my hands on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 and…

US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently
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US Military Keeps War Injuries Under Wraps For Your Safety Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on the Iran conflict, and I have to say, it’s…

Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life
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Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school black metal drama? 🤯 Because I’m about to spill all the…

ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow
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ARCH ENEMY survives first show with new singer somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some melodramatic metal news? 🤯 ARCH ENEMY just kicked off their summer 2026 European…

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