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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…

VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
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VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…

Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them
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Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The Gang of Dragon game is basically dead, and we’re not surprised 🙅‍♂️. I mean, who needs a game when…

Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console
The Dispatch Drama: A Tale of Censorship, Boobs, and Butts 🤣
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Because Clearly What The Switch Was Missing Was More Boobs And Blood To Make It A Legitimate Gaming Console

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

The fans of the super-powered office comedy Dispatch were left feeling like they’d been #censored 🤷‍♂️ when they found out…

Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
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Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! 🚨👀…

Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared
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Helldivers Film Completely Collapses Without Jason Momoa Because Let’s Be Real He Was the Only Reason Anyone Cared

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The Helldivers film is in a bit of a pickle, folks! 🍔👀. It seems that Jason Momoa, the star of…

OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update
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OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Breaking News: 007 First Light Sells 1.5 Million Units in 24 Hours, Because Who Doesn’t Want to be a Suave…

Planet Zoo 2 Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on the First One and Now We’re Adding Fish and Birds to Take More of Your Cash
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Planet Zoo 2 Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on the First One and Now We’re Adding Fish and Birds to Take More of Your Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some zoo-tastic news? 🎉🦁 Frontier Developments, the geniuses behind Planet Coaster and Elite:…

No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
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No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
The End of an Era: Bungie is Done with Destiny 2, and Honestly, It's About Time 🕰️
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Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…

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