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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…

Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans
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Abbath Throws Epic Tantrum Cuts Show After 2 Whole Minutes Of Tolerating Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse has finally arrived: Abbath’s concert lasted a whole 2 minutes 🤯! I mean, who needs a…

Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
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Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…

Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
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Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…

Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
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Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…

Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To
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Flock Enhances Transparency Because They Kind Of Had To

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Law enforcement technology company Flock is trying to clean up its…

Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
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Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…

No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update
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No Mans Sky hits decade mark with new game and obligatory update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

It’s been ten years since No Man’s Sky first launched, and what a wild ride it’s been. From the initial…

Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
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Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…

THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again
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THQ Nordic parades its remake cash cow lineup again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Another year, another THQ Nordic Showcase, and I’m still trying to figure out how they manage to cram so many…

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