Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Trump administration has…
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Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…
Trump’s Monumental Arch Predicted To Be A Total Disaster Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed 250-foot triumphal arch, and I’ve got to say,…
Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…
Trump Begs Supreme Court To Keep Trans People Out Of Military
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking their transgender military ban to the Supreme…
Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…
Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…
Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…