Yngwie Malmsteen Still Hasnt Forgiven Jeff Scott Soto Obviously
In a shocking turn of events, renowned hard rock vocalist Jeff Scott Soto has expressed his desire to rebuild his…
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Former Dictator’s Go-To Guy Seeks Redemption, Good Luck With That
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Phil Elwood, a former PR operative who made…
Nation’s Most Beautiful Land Suddenly Valuable Enough to Sell Off
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is considering a plan to let a developer…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…
El-Sayed Sorry for Synagogue Statement Mishap
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is in hot water for…
Testament finally making new album because your old aunt asked them to
I mean, who needs sleep when you can have another Testament album, right? In a shocking turn of events, Testament’s…
Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…
Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…
Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…
TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…