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Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
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Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…

Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games
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Nintendo Steals the Show at SGF with a Whopping 10 Whole Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Nintendo is finally joining the party at Summer Game Fest 2026, and we couldn’t be more excited 🎉! It’s like…

All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
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All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…

G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

G7 losers await Trump’s genius Iran deal masterstroke obviously

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one! As of 2026, our great…

Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN claims independents abandon patriot party

Big ElephantJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! As of 2026, our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
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Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…

MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…

Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Terrible Iran deal ruins America again obviously

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the deep state elites…

Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen
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Fox’s Totally Not Desperate $22 Billion Roku Deal That You Definitely Care About and Will Clearly Not Ignore as You Continue to Binge Watch Your Favorite Shows on Your Already Addicted Screen

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🍿👀! Fox Corp. just announced that it’s buying out Roku for…

Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares
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Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic symphonic metal? 🤘 Because I’m about to introduce you to the…

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