Underwhelming Retail Sales Still Manage To Exist Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest retail sales numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a…
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Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…
Trump Conveniently Promotes Stocks He Just Happens To Own
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Donald Trump has been quite the busy bee…
Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value
Well, folks, it’s time to break out the party hats and noise-makers, because Phil Collins is celebrating 45 years of…
Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…
Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is convening diplomats from…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…
Black Flag Still Somehow Not Dead Embarks On 50 Year Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… Legendary…
US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trade drama between the US and Brazil. It seems the…
Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…