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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex
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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney taking a veiled swipe at US President…

Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
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Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…

Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions
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Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there’s this guy Siddharth Jawahar, the creator of a Texas-based…

Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently
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Trump Team Mulls AI Chat With Xi’s People Next Week Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the big cheeses from the tech world, including…

Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers
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Trump Gets New Toy: Tariff Powers

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was
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Billionaire Leon Black Found In Contempt Because Of Course He Was

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The House of Representatives has held billionaire investor Leon Black in contempt of Congress, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking,…

Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
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Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…

Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…

Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe
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Trump Loses Again Democracy Wins Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Supreme Court’s decision to block President Donald Trump’s efforts to restrict…

Balatro Gets Mandatory Update With Fresh Ways To Separate You From Cash
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Balatro Gets Mandatory Update With Fresh Ways To Separate You From Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

It’s finally happening, folks! The mastermind behind Balatro, LocalThunk, has spilled the beans on the long-awaited 1.1 update, and it’s…

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