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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Throw Your Money At This Weekend

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means: a plethora of new movies to stream from the…

Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
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Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…

Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason
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Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitar god, has just announced his new studio album, “Hell Or High Water”, set to be…

Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins
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Gaming chairs now Poké-fied with nostalgic pixel art cash grab skins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $100 chair skin to go along with their $60 game and $15…

Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does
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Trump’s Helicopter Needs Investigation Because Of Course It Does

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a safety incident involving President Donald Trump’s helicopter, Marine One, and another…

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
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Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…

Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
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Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…

Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again
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Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge, Amit Mehta, has…

Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
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Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…

Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
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Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…

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