SGF 2026 — SAW: Genesis Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway Will This Rebooted Mess Actually Survive Longer Than a SAW Movie Franchise Victim
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The new SAW: Genesis game is coming, and I’m just…
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Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…
The Elder Scrolls 6 Is Definitely Not Vaporware and Will Totally Be Released Before the Heat Death of the Universe According to XBOX CCO Matt Booty Who Definitely Isn’t Just Trying to Get You to Buy an XBOX
It’s finally been eight whole years since XBOX announced The Elder Scrolls 6 at E3 2018, and we’ve got a…
The Most Overhyped Kdrama of the Century That Will Obviously Win All the Awards and Be Remembered for Eternity Due to Its Mindblowing Plot and Super Unique Name Snowdrop
The most legendary band in the universe, MONO, has just released a new album and it’s so good that you’ll…
Fake news inflation worst in three years allegedly
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…
Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…
Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…