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Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony
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Gaming’s last hope: hidden gems surface amidst blockbuster monotony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when we dive head-first into the wild world of indie games, where creativity knows no…

Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
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Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 Municipal Waste is working on a new record! 🎸…

Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
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Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…

PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
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PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…

Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
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Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities

FinnAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…

Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab
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Kingdom Hearts IV gets release date and obligatory anime cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Get ready, Keyblade warriors, the latest Kingdom Hearts IV trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean, who doesn’t…

Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
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Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…

Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…

Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer
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Marvel Reboots Cash Cow Again With VisionQuest Trailer

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

We’re still months away from the cinematic event that will supposedly shake the very foundations of the Marvel Cinematic Universe,…

Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently
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Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, European modern metal goodness? Because I’m not, but here we are.…

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