Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…
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CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…
IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…
Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…
America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…
Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…
Minneapolis Shooting Leaves Multiple Victims Including Two Police Officers Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A mass shooting in downtown Minneapolis has left at least seven…
US Military Wins Award For Most Oil Escorted Without Incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military just escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million…
Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…