Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
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Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…
Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…
Hate Crimes Now Available At Central Synagogue Courtesy Of Local Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man, identified as 46-year-old Larry Montes from The Bronx, was…
Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…
Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…
Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…
NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…
Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…
Prosecutors fine tune their case for Palisades fire guy redo
Los Angeles is still trying to figure out who started that massive wildfire back in 2025, and I’m sipping my…