Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…
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Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…
Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge in Boston has dismissed the Trump administration’s multi-billion-dollar…
Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a big day for executions in the US,…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…