Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…
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Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is calling out Iran’s strike on a vessel…
Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Americans are feeling a little more optimistic about the economy,…
You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…
Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a decision that’s going to affect…
CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…
Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating twin quakes in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
You Won’t Believe Luigi’s Legal Shenanigans Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione’s legal troubles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…