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Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist
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Asia: Where Americans Go To Remember Vegetables Exist

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young artist and designer from Atlanta, Isaias, traveled all the…

You Won’t Believe This City’s Main Claim to Fame
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You Won’t Believe This City’s Main Claim to Fame

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarasota, Florida, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the idea…

Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress
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Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about this congressperson, Tom Kean, who apparently took a four-month vacation from,…

GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast
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GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the House, and I just can’t help but…

GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do
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GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Tom Kean Jr., the Republican congressman who’s been MIA for nearly…

What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain
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What’s Melting Now Besides My Brain

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the news, and I have to say, it’s going to be a wild…

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
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Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…

Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
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Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! 🚨👀…

No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
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No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…

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