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Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
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Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…

FROM ASHES TO NEW Coughs Up Generic Single ‘New Disease’
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FROM ASHES TO NEW Coughs Up Generic Single ‘New Disease’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Ah, FROM ASHES TO NEW, those purveyors of… something or other, are back with a track so profound, so earth-shattering,…

Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album
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Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Look what we have here, folks! It’s THREE DAYS GRACE, back at it again, releasing “Kill…

Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons
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Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons

Chord F. DiscordJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

GHOST, the Swedish rock band that some people seem to like (for reasons I cannot fathom), graced the stage of…

Dark Ambient Elegy of the «Flying Dutchman» | Music for Foggy Shores 🌙🌊💀
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Dark Ambient Elegy of the «Flying Dutchman» | Music for Foggy Shores 🌙🌊💀

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 24, 2025

Immerse yourself in the ominous silence of a desolate shore, where the old graves of the "Flying Dutchman's" sailors lie…

Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
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Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷‍♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…

Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Hatebreed in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 24, 2025

Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Fugitive in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Fugitive in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Thrash Metal/Crossover from Fort Worth, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Gridiron in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Gridiron in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Rap-metal from Boyertown, Pennsylvania! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Snuffed On Sight in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025
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Snuffed On Sight in Charlotte, NC (07/23/2025) — SUMMER SLAUGTHER TOUR 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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