Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: video

Your cat says NO ðŸ˜ū but Cannibal Corpse says GO ðŸĪ˜
Videos

Your cat says NO ðŸ˜ū but Cannibal Corpse says GO ðŸĪ˜

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 10, 2025

Cannibal Corpse awaits — grab your tix now: https://goseeit.live/47xT46L #ad #creatornation Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week
Breaking, Music News

CRO-MAGS Rehire Drummer Just to Fire Him Again Next Week

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą The geriatric delinquents, CRO-MAGS, have unearthed a fossil! ðŸĶī Apparently, Pete Hines, the dude who banged pots and…

Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout
Breaking, Games News

Conan O’Brien Humiliates Himself in Borderlands 4 for Clout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh, dear GOD, grab your dentures and adult diapers, folks! Team Coco, 2K, and Gearbox Software are BACK with another…

My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live ðŸŽŦðŸ˜ū
Videos

My cat says: stop jamming, go see Deftones live ðŸŽŦðŸ˜ū

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2025

Show alert ðŸšĻ Grab your tickets for the next Deftones tour here: https://goseeit.live/4pdzzGO #CreatorNation #ad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Behemoth Drops a Banger: “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)” – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
Breaking, Music News

Behemoth Drops a Banger: “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)” – Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

LOL! ðŸĪ˜ Polish extreme metallers BEHEMOTH, those edgy grandpas, have dropped a music video for “Avgvr (The Dread Vvltvre)”. Yes,…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview
Breaking, Games News

Onimusha: Way of the Sword: Gamescom 2025’s “Stunning” Reboot (Yeah, Right) Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Oh great, another reboot. Just what the gaming world needed, right? 🙄 As someone who vaguely remembers playing *Onimusha* back…

Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)
Breaking, Music News

Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, has done it again! Their latest auditory masterpiece, “Killing Fields”, has clawed its way to the…

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)
Breaking, Music News

Spinal Tap’s Earth-Shattering Return to Kimmel After a Whopping 15 Years (Finally)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SPINAL TAP, those legends who peaked in the ’80s and have been desperately clinging to relevance ever since, graced the…

Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..
Videos

Will we ever knock on heaven’s door?..

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

And will they open it for us?.. #KnockinOnHeavensDoor #BobDylan #GunsNRoses #OceanVibes #SeaView #CoastalLife #OceanWaves #BeachMood #ClassicRock #MusicShorts #OceanShorts #PeacefulVibes #WavesAndMusic…

Videos
Chuck B. BallsySeptember 7, 2025

Danish progressive metal from Copenhagen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 158 159 160 … 224 Next

Latest posts

  • Texas Senate candidate James Talarico somehow still needs your questions
  • Score Vintage Band Tees for Under $25 on Prime Day
  • Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West
  • Slayyyter Drops New Album Worst Man In America Soon
  • New Batman LEGO Sets Unveiled Including Joker Art and Batmobile

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright ÂĐ 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.