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Things You Should NEVER Say at a Metal Show 🤘
The Crowd Didn't Like That 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan 🎃
Billy Corgan hates this Edit! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all 😂. I mean, who…
Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
Wow, what a blast from the past! 🎉 AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…
When the bassist insists on doing vocals too 🎤
"Trust me bro, I can sing." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
The Silence of the Rock Bartender 💀
Every rock bar has THAT bartender. 💀🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Maryland Deathfest 2026 Aftermovie | 4 Days of Rain, 0 Days of Regret! ☔🤘
Baltimore tried its best to drown us, but Maryland Deathfest 2026 was worth every soaked sock. 💀 Here's our 2.5-minute…
POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number 📞💀
RATATATATATATATATATA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…