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Two grandpas after 10mg THC ๐Ÿงธ๐ŸŒฟ
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Two grandpas after 10mg THC ๐Ÿงธ๐ŸŒฟ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2026

Grandpa and his friend after “just one gummy bear” Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It
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ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…

When your parents ask what kind of music you listen to
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When your parents ask what kind of music you listen to

Chuck B. BallsyMay 27, 2026

Showing death metal to people who listen to Taylor Swift Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Metal Concertgoers Then๐Ÿบ vs Now ๐Ÿ˜”
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Metal Concertgoers Then๐Ÿบ vs Now ๐Ÿ˜”

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Back in the ’80s and ’90s metal concerts started long before the venue doors opened ๐Ÿบ Now we stretch our…

๐ŸŒฟ Metal Detox Live | ๐ŸŽธ Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7
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๐ŸŒฟ Metal Detox Live | ๐ŸŽธ Dark Country Radio & Relaxing Pond Stream 24/7

Chuck B. BallsyMay 26, 2026

Too much metal? Same. Welcome to Metal Detox Live: ๐ŸŒฟ relaxing pond views ๐ŸŽธ dark country radio ๐ŸŒง atmospheric weather…

Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy โ€“ Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray
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Oh Great Another Re-release of the Same Old Wolf Girl Movies to Suck More Money Out of Your Wallet The Ginger Snaps Trilogy โ€“ Because You Clearly Need to Buy it Again in Standard Edition Blu-ray

FinnMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

The Ginger Snaps Trilogy is coming, and I’m not exactly howling with excitement ๐Ÿ™„. I mean, who needs a cult…

SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything
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SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…

Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Dying Fetus at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Baltimore, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Cephalic Carnage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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Cephalic Carnage at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Technical Grindcore from Edgewater, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

…And Oceans at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)
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…And Oceans at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/24/2026, Day 4)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2026

Industrial/Electronic Metal from Finland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€…

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