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Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

Hardcore form Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Bog Loaf in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Bog Loaf in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

«Shit Rock» from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
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CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…

UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)
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UGLY KID JOE’s New Album Update: Still Not Done Yet, But Close (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering interview with Graspop Metal Meeting, the dynamic duo of UGLY KID JOE, Whitfield Crane (vocals, allegedly)…

Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
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Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? 🙄 I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…

Metallica’s ‘Hometown’ Concerts: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Their 2025 ‘M72’ Tour (Spoiler: They’re Still in San Francisco)
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Metallica’s ‘Hometown’ Concerts: A Behind-the-Scenes Look at Their 2025 ‘M72’ Tour (Spoiler: They’re Still in San Francisco)

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

So, METALLICA’s tour coordinator, this dude Jon-Michael Marino (who?), gave KPIX (aka CBS Bay Area, which, let’s be honest, nobody…

AC/DC to Inflict “Music” Upon Australia in Late 2025 Stadium Tour, Humanity Weeps
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AC/DC to Inflict “Music” Upon Australia in Late 2025 Stadium Tour, Humanity Weeps

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

OMG! 👴🏻🎸⚡️ AC/DC, those geriatric rockers who haven’t had a decent album since, like, the Stone Age, are apparently dragging…

VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)
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VALORANT’s New Map Corrode: Prepare for Tactical Geniuses (or Just More People Yelling at You)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh, great, another map. 🙄 As if we needed more places to get headshot by 12-year-olds who somehow have the…

Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)
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Amy Lee: New EVANESCENCE Album “Probably” Coming in 2026 (If We’re All Still Alive)

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

So, Terrie Carr from WDHA-FM 105.5 FM, which is apparently a real radio station in New Jersey (who knew?), had…

🎸 Ink & Metal: Inside Rebel Ink Tattoo Shop with Michael Hunter 🤘
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🎸 Ink & Metal: Inside Rebel Ink Tattoo Shop with Michael Hunter 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2025

Welcome to Rebel Ink Tattoo — a legendary tattoo shop in Boiling Springs, South Carolina, where needles meet heavy metal!…

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