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Chuck B. BallsyJuly 19, 2025

Darkwave/Post Punk from Fresno, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Amon Amarth’s New Song: More Like ‘We Drool, Then Puke, On The Waves’
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Amon Amarth’s New Song: More Like ‘We Drool, Then Puke, On The Waves’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

So, these Swedish fellas, AMON AMARTH, bless their little Viking hearts, decided to grace us with their presence at Pine…

Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
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Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…

Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’
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Clawfinger Announces New Album, ‘Before We All Drool Into Our Geriatric Rocking Chairs’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric rap-metal dinosaurs CLAWFINGER are BACK with “Before We All Die”, dropping February 20, 2026, on Perception,…

Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
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Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, great, πŸ™„ Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke 🀣 and…

GHOST to haunt Jimmy Fallon’s show next week, hope he has a priest on standby
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GHOST to haunt Jimmy Fallon’s show next week, hope he has a priest on standby

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱GHOST, you know, that Swedish “rock” band (and I use that term loosely), will grace us with their presence…

BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem
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BIOHAZARD Drops ‘Divided We Fall’ Album and a Totally Unexpected ‘F*** The System’ Anthem

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric delinquents of BIOHAZARD are back with “Divided We Fall”, their first “studio album” (air quotes because…

Mortal Kombat 2 Trailer Reveals Washed-Up Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, Because Why Not
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Mortal Kombat 2 Trailer Reveals Washed-Up Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, Because Why Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh great, another Mortal Kombat movie. πŸ™„ Just what the world needed! Warner Bros. decided to grace us with a…

Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
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Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recent… *choices* πŸ™„), has decided…

GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?
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GTA 6: Back to Vice City, Baby! But What Old Crap Should They Drag Along?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, look, another article about GTA VI.πŸ™„ Twelve years, people! TWELVE YEARS we’ve been waiting for Rockstar to grace us…

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