Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…
Justice Department Weighs Charges Against ICE Officer Because Accountability Matters Somehow
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the case of Christian Castro, the Immigration and…
Remembering Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music
Legendary country music artist Dolly Parton dies at 80 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…
Queens Of The Stone Age still making music somehow
Oh boy, it’s finally happening! Queens of the Stone Age are back with their ninth album, “Perfecth”, and we can’t…
Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
The Hu in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
True Mongolian folk metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…