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Tag: vinyl

SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Score Big on Vinyl and CDs This October Prime Day
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Score Big on Vinyl and CDs This October Prime Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

Amazon has launched a vinyl and CD sale offering up to 30% off for October Prime Day 2026. While the…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time
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Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry’s motto is “never say die” (or at least not…

Rancid Drops 30th Anniversary Wolves Box Set Celebration
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Rancid Drops 30th Anniversary Wolves Box Set Celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

Rancid have announced a 30th anniversary box set of their seminal 1995 album …And Out Come the Wolves, featuring a…

Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy
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Stones Still Alive Somehow Release New Video With Hot Guy

Chord F. DiscordOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Rolling Stones action? 🤯 I mean, I know I’m not, but…

Talking Heads Reissue Fear Of Music With New Live Video
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Talking Heads Reissue Fear Of Music With New Live Video

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

In 1979, Talking Heads released one of their most acclaimed albums, Fear of Music, featuring such fan-favorites as “I Zimbra”…

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