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Tag: vinyl

Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)
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Jamiroquai Milks “Dynamite” Dry: 20th Anniversary Edition (Because We Needed More Jay Kay Hats)

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Jamiroquai, bless their cotton socks (and questionable headgear), are apparently still a thing. And to prove it, they’re dragging their…

TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already πŸ€ͺ🎬🎢
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TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already πŸ€ͺ🎬🎢

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…

Bryan Adams is STILL making albums? πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ€£
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Bryan Adams is STILL making albums? πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈπŸŽ€πŸ€£

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Bryan Adams, bless his perpetually-youthful-looking heart (or is it just good Photoshop?), is unleashing another sonic assault on the world…

Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back πŸ™„ 🏍️🎢
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Faster Pussycat Announces New Single ‘Motorbike,’ because apparently the 80s called and demanded their hairspray and questionable lyrics back πŸ™„ 🏍️🎢

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

Oh. My. Gawd. πŸ™„ Faster Pussycat, those geriatric glam rockers who probably need walkers more than motorcycles, are releasing a…

The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΈπŸš€
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The Sword, bless their hearts, are dusting off “Warp Riders” for a 15th-anniversary tour, because apparently time (and riffs) forgot that album existed πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΈπŸš€

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, the geriatric Texan riff-lords, THE SWORD, have dusted off their amplifiers and emerged from whatever retirement home they were…

Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆπŸ₯΄
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Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆπŸ₯΄

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…

iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players πŸ’ΏπŸ™„πŸ’°
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iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players πŸ’ΏπŸ™„πŸ’°

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

🚨🚨🚨 Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…

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