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Radiologic Tech Spring 2026: Come for the X-rays, Stay for the Bureaucratic Nightmares

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION! 🚨 The College of Health Professions is hosting a *very* important workshop for those who have somehow managed…

The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
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Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…

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Nintendo Dangles Digital Carrots At Addicted Fans With New Animal Crossing Features

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🚨 BREAKING: Nintendo Has Decided That January 15th Is the Day We Finally Ascend to Our Highest Animal Crossing Selves…

Sad Foos Drops Same Old Funky Nostalgia Mix Like It’s a Musical Time Loop
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Sad Foos Drops Same Old Funky Nostalgia Mix Like It’s a Musical Time Loop

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Sadfoos Boogie Promises Not to Spill Champagne on Your Keyboard—Reservations Still Available! 🚨 🎭 VIP bottle service? Yes, Karen,…

LYFE ATL: RSVP for Free Entry and Your Chance to Not Pay (Saturday Edition)
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LYFE ATL: RSVP for Free Entry and Your Chance to Not Pay (Saturday Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Attention all party people! 🎉 Every Saturday in Atlanta is now officially the best party in town! 🤪 📅 Every…

Reggae on the Roof: Atlanta’s #1 Caribbean Saturday Night Party Where Your Car Is Your VIP Lounge
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Reggae on the Roof: Atlanta’s #1 Caribbean Saturday Night Party Where Your Car Is Your VIP Lounge

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

REGGAE ON THE ROOF! Dance like nobody’s watching (but everyone is, and judging) to reggae & dancehall classics. Every Saturday…

2025 KidsLinked Westerville Winterfest & Carnival (12/14)
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2025 KidsLinked Westerville Winterfest & Carnival (12/14)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 13, 2025

Attention, holiday masochists! The 6th Annual Westerville Winterfest promises maximum chaos at Otterbein Clements Center on December 14th. Our star-studded…

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The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨ATTENTION, ATLANTA!🚨 Revel Saturdays isn’t just a party—it’s a spiritual experience. ✨ Every week at THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH…

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THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH REVEL SATURDAYS

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Attention, party people! Revel Saturdays is the place to be every week for the #1 Saturday night party in Atlanta!…

TRAP vs R&B Rooftop Showdown: Come for the Beats, Stay for the Sunburn Free Until 5pm
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TRAP vs R&B Rooftop Showdown: Come for the Beats, Stay for the Sunburn Free Until 5pm

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

TRAP VS R&B: The Greatest Musical Showdown Since Ketchup vs. Mustard 🍔 Get ready for the most thrilling rooftop brunch…

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