REGGAE ON THE ROOF! Dance like nobody’s watching (but everyone is, and judging) to reggae & dancehall classics. Every Saturday night, Cafe Circa drops a “Caribbean” menu that screams “we Googled jerk chicken.” 🌴🍹
- Free Entry Until 11PM w/ RSVP (aka “please come, we need more people”)
- 2 levels, 2 bars (so you can lose your friends twice as fast)
- Enclosed newly renovated heated rooftop (because nothing says “island vibes” like forced air)
For Section Seating Contact Us At (516) 424-7280 (or just wave your hands wildly, that works too)
Birthday Special- 1 Premium bottle + 1 Belaire Rose + 1 Hookah = $350 All in (aka “pay for the spotlight you never asked for”)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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