🚨 ATTENTION! 🚨 The College of Health Professions is hosting a *very* important workshop for those who have somehow managed to survive General Education and are ready to apply in February 2026. 🎓💻
This groundbreaking online event will take place via Zoom, because gathering in person is apparently too risky. 📱 You’ll receive your VIP invitation on the day of the event, so keep those eyes on your inbox! 👀
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
