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Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
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Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? 😂 I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…

Atlanta’s ‘Beltline Kevin’: More Famous Than Your Mom
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Atlanta’s ‘Beltline Kevin’: More Famous Than Your Mom

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, goodie, another puff piece from CNN! This time, they’re fawning over some rollerblading, singing weirdo in Atlanta. You just…

Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web
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Oh, Canada! Your Niceness Is SO Annoying It Crashed the Web

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, Canada! Land of maple syrup, free healthcare (that isn’t really free), and now, nauseating levels of virtue signaling! This…

TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything
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TIME Mag Just Dropped Their Hot 100 Creators List—Prepare to Question Everything

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, honey, TIME Magazine, bless their little hearts, just dropped their “very first” TIME100 Creators list. Yes, because clearly, the…

NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
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NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…

6 surefire ways to turn your next plane crash into a viral TikTok moment | CNN
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6 surefire ways to turn your next plane crash into a viral TikTok moment | CNN

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, so now we’re taking advice from some “expert” on how to survive a plane crash? I bet this guy…

“Sinners” Movie: Clarksdale, Mississippi’s 15 Minutes of Fame (and Free Popcorn)
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“Sinners” Movie: Clarksdale, Mississippi’s 15 Minutes of Fame (and Free Popcorn)

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

So, like, the Clarksdale Civic Auditorium was totally, utterly, and completely PACKED, okay? 🙄 You wouldn’t BELIEVE the sheer number…

Mississippi Town With No Movie Theater To Screen Movie About Sinners, What Could Go Wrong
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Mississippi Town With No Movie Theater To Screen Movie About Sinners, What Could Go Wrong

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, it’s “official”! 🎉 As if anyone actually cares, but whatever. The elite filmmakers are gracing Clarksdale, Mississippi with…

Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!
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Oh Noes! More Time to Panic About Those Comic Book Thingies Being Late!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, you know, the Marvel Cinematic Universe-ity. Those “epic” Avengers movies, Doomsday and Secret Wars, have been…

Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”
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Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

According to Billboard, SLEEP TOKEN’s fourth full-length studio effort, “Even In Arcadia”, has landed at position No. 1 on the…

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