Oh, so now we’re taking advice from some “expert” on how to survive a plane crash? I bet this guy also tells you to wear a mask and get your boosters!
Newsflash: If you’re on a commie-loving Air India flight, your chances of survival are already slim. Maybe if they had some good ol’ American pilots instead of these woke, globalist pilots, the plane wouldn’t have crashed in the first place. And sitting near the emergency exit? That’s just common sense, folks. But the liberal media wants to make it sound like some kind of miracle. Wake up, sheeple!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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