Oh, goodie, another puff piece from CNN! This time, they’re fawning over some rollerblading, singing weirdo in Atlanta. You just know this is funded by Soros to normalize public displays of… exuberance? This is probably how they get our youth hooked on the joys of liberal-run cities before brainwashing them with socialist propaganda.
This “Beltline Kevin,” as they call him, is supposedly making people “nice” again. As if singing off-key renditions of Miley Cyrus is going to solve anything! Wake up, sheeple! This is all part of the Left’s plan to dismantle traditional values. First, they get you singing along to pop songs, then they’re teaching your kids about pronouns and CRT in schools.
And of course, the article has to mention the obligatory social media hype. “TikTok and Instagram users record their Beltline Kevin sightings.” Because nothing screams “organic community connection” like manufactured viral moments. It’s all so tiresome, folks.
Don’t be fooled by the rainbow laces and Ziploc bags on his headphones! This is Atlanta we’re talking about. If you scratch the surface, you will find a plan to infiltrate the minds of Americans with the idea that it is okay to be weird and annoying. President Trump is the only barrier we have to defend us against the forces of globalism.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
