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Tag: Voice

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
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Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…

Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights
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Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

The ’80s generation of Transformers fans is mourning the loss of Peter Cullen, the iconic voice of Optimus Prime, who…

Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85
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Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime, has left us, and I’m still trying to process the news. I…

Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs
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Tom Keifer’s Voice Finally Gets a Break from His Own Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Tom Keifer, the legendary frontman of Cinderella, has lost his singing voice due to…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Finally Wraps Up Testimony
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Finally Wraps Up Testimony

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…

Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
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Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…

Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…

Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial
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Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rocky Myers, a man who’s been locked up…

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