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Tag: Voice

Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
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Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…

JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad
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JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s recent remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition, and…

HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
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HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…

Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE
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Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, controversy-loving Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by Immigration and Customs…

Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…

Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights
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Because You Clearly Needed a Reminder of Peter Cullen’s Transformers Highlights

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

The ’80s generation of Transformers fans is mourning the loss of Peter Cullen, the iconic voice of Optimus Prime, who…

Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85
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Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime, has left us, and I’m still trying to process the news. I…

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