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Tag: VR

Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!
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Gamer Geeks Unite at Event Horizon (Prepare for Disappointment)!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🤩Gamer Gathering, Nov 7th, 2025, 7-10 PM at Event Horizon Gallery & VR! Free booze (Tito’s Vodka, Gundlach Bundschu🍷🍾),…

Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?
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Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 7th House & Hollywood Entertainment present *SO UNREAL* (2023) — a philosophical TRIP about cyberspace!🤯 Amanda Kramer & Benjamin…

Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
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Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
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Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! 💅 Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…

Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
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Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…

VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…

M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)
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M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold: Waking Up Excited (and Annoying Fans Since 2001)

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

AVENGED SEVENFOLD frontman, the one and only M. Shadows, blesses us with his profound wisdom in the latest episode of…

Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality
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Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Okay, so apparently at Summer Game Fest 2025, some game called Marvel’s Deadpool VR was announced. Made by Twisted Pixel…

VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
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VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…

Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
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Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough 🙄. Now, instead…

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