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Tag: VR

VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom
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VR Headset Makes Kid Commit Yeet Mom

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, Milwaukee, Milwaukee. What’s next? A 10-year-old commie, probably raised on soy milk and socialist propaganda, shoots his mom because…

Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
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Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough 🙄. Now, instead…

People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant
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People Can’t Fly Studio More Like People Can’t Keep Their Jobs Studio After Double Project Faceplant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Oh, sweet nectar of schadenfreude! 😈 People Can Fly, the studio that brought you such bangers as… uh… Gears of…

NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!
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NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**NYPL is hosting a Job Fair & Expo 2025! 🤣 Get FREE tickets on April 17 and “connect” with employers…

OMG! 🙄 Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust 🔥 or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion 👴 from the bargain bin? 🤣
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OMG! 🙄 Did Gran Turismo spontaneously combust 🔥 or did y’all just REALLY dig up Grandpa Oblivion 👴 from the bargain bin? 🤣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 The PlayStation Store charts for April 2025 are HERE! 🙄 Prepare to be absolutely SHOOK by the groundbreaking,…

Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉
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Valve confirms Half-Life 3 is playable, meaning it’s only 30 years away from release! 🤡🎉

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tyler McVicker, the guy who’s been “reporting” on Half-Life 3 since, like, the Stone Age, says it’s PLAYTESTABLE!…

OMG 🐻🚪 Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) 🙄😂
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OMG 🐻🚪 Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) 🙄😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves for the most revolutionary, groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, life-altering VR experience of… 2025? 🤨 Yeah, that’s right, Time…

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