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World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Uh oh, here comes the libtard media again, fearmongering about the economy. Fake news CNN wants you to believe the…

CNN Broadcasting from Tehran: Iran Promises ‘Surprises’ – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Plot Twist?
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CNN Broadcasting from Tehran: Iran Promises ‘Surprises’ – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Plot Twist?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Breaking News: CNN’s Latest Propaganda Tour in Tehran—Because Nothing Says ‘Objective Journalism’ Like Iranian Government Approval! In a stunning display…

US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode
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US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

World’s Oil Markets Hold Their Breath as Strait of Hormuz Remains Shut Well folks, grab your gas masks and strap…

Breaking: 7 Hilarious Political Quandaries About the Epic War with Iran – Because Why Not?
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Breaking: 7 Hilarious Political Quandaries About the Epic War with Iran – Because Why Not?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 27, 2026

Here’s the unvarnished truth about Trump’s new war with Iran – buckle up, patriots! Well folks, it’s been a wild…

EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!
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EVE Frontier Unveils Cycle 5 Of Founder Access: Shroud of Fear — Because Nothing Says “Welcome” Like a Good Scare!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

EVE Frontier is back with its fifth Founder Access cycle, Shroud of Fear, and if you thought the last update…

Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?
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Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Here’s the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican perspective, as a fan…

Democratic lawmaker says he ‘couldn’t disagree more’ with Rep. Cuellar’s vote on Iran war powers resolution — like, seriously, dude, what were you thinking?
Idaho Democrat Goes Full Woke, Calls Out Fellow Democrat for Not Hating Trump Enough
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Democratic lawmaker says he ‘couldn’t disagree more’ with Rep. Cuellar’s vote on Iran war powers resolution — like, seriously, dude, what were you thinking?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

In a stunning display of liberal infighting, Idaho state Rep. Jonny Olszewski has launched a full-scale attack on Rep. Henry…

Historic price shock: Oil surges above $100 — Time to sell your kidneys for gas money?
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Historic price shock: Oil surges above $100 — Time to sell your kidneys for gas money?

Big ElephantMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Breaking: Oil Prices Skyrocket to $100+ as Trump’s Iran War Goes Exactly as Planned Holy crap, folks! Oil prices just…

Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown
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Seven Down, Who’s Counting? US Service Member Takes One for the Team in Iran-Saudi Showdown

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Well, Well, Well, Looks Like the Left’s Beloved Iran Is at It Again! In what liberals are calling a “tragic…

Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party
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Oil Prices Hit $100 a Barrel Because Iran Decided to Throw a Wild Party

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Gas Prices Soar to $3.45 a Gallon as Middle East Turmoil Spikes Oil Over $100 a Barrel In a shocking…

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