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Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their globalist agenda! Apparently, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “waging a…

McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With
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McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

McDonald’s is bringing back the Snack Wrap, probably because their woke menu options are failing! You know, the ones that…

Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN
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Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Israel agenda! “Less patience for this war,” says some leftist journalist…

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
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Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…

Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs
Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed…

MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
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MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…

SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
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SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…

Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court
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Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! Justin Mohn, the Pennsylvania psycho who beheaded his father and posted it…

Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
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Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…

Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
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Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…

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