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Witness The War and Treaty butcher their new song ‘Feels Like Home’ | CNN
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Witness The War and Treaty butcher their new song ‘Feels Like Home’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, CNN is pushing “The War and Treaty,” a band performing a song called ‘Feels Like Home’ with the US…

Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line
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Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is hyperventilating because the Supreme Court is daring to consider whether boys should be…

**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
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**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…

SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
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SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…

Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump declares tariff war, threatens to make your wallet cry with 70% taxes

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! While the liberal media at CNN tries to paint a picture of chaos,…

Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” is Actually a Declaration of War Against Windmills, Says Guy Who Hugs Trees
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Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” is Actually a Declaration of War Against Windmills, Says Guy Who Hugs Trees

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Oh, no! Not another CNN hit piece! Apparently, President Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” (probably named by Melania, classy as always)…

Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity
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Bruce Dickinson Dumps New ‘Gods Of War’ Track – Prepare for Maximum Picasso Ball-osity

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

So, IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a “reworked” version of his ’90s…

VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment
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VICIOUS RUMORS Drop New Single ‘Crack The Sky In Half’ – Prepare For Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

VICIOUS RUMORS, those lovable dinosaurs 🦖 of U.S. power metal (allegedly), have graced us with a “music video” 📹 for…

CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
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CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
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Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

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