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OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
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OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! 🤣 In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…

Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance
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Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s threatening tariffs on countries that dare to sell furniture NOT made in…

“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
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“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…

Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
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Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…

Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)
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Breaking: Geezer Passes Away, Mormon Church in Shambles (Not Really)

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Russell M. Nelson, head honcho of the Mormon Church, has finally kicked the bucket at…

US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL
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US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

The Communist Chinese are at it again, folks! They’re hacking our government agencies with their fancy “cyber espionage,” probably to…

China’s waging war against sad bois online, tears are now illegal
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China’s waging war against sad bois online, tears are now illegal

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Commies in China to crush freedom! They’re not just silencing dissent; now they’re…

Amazon’s Prime Deception on Trial: Did They Bamboozle You, Too
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Amazon’s Prime Deception on Trial: Did They Bamboozle You, Too

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Deep State FTC, still licking its wounds from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now…

Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week
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Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

🤣OMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…

Oh great, MORE Darkness!
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Oh great, MORE Darkness!

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…

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