Retail Sales Surge Like a Drunk Uncle at a Wedding, Up 0.5%
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the American economy! CNN is trying to downplay the incredible news that…
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State Department’s ‘Human Rights’ Report: Sugarcoating Atrocities for Our Besties
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! This time, they’re whining about…
US Officials Throw a Hissy Fit Trying to Plan Trump-Putin Lovefest
Oh, boy, here we go again! The Fake News CNN is hyperventilating about President Trump meeting with Putin in Alaska.…
CNN10: Woman Ruins Sports for Everyone (Again)
Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s…
CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…
RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…
Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’
Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🎠behind the Prince of Darkness 🦇 (RIP, btw, spoiler alert 🚨), has come out…
War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss
Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000…
Oregon Man’s Hobby of Body Disposal Gets Him a Free Upgrade: Now Charged in Fourth Accidental Death
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great city of Portland, now a festering pit of liberal decay. A man, Jesse…
Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…