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Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares “Here We Go!” as Russia Accidentally-on-Purpose Meanders into NATO, Maybe for Souvenirs

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another deep state distraction! The liberal media is hyperventilating over Russia “violating” Poland’s airspace with drones. Give me…

North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN
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North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! A Ukrainian refugee, fleeing the ravages of war, ends up getting stabbed…

North Carolina Stabbing: Proof Democrats Can’t Even Say “Crime” Without Crying
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North Carolina Stabbing: Proof Democrats Can’t Even Say “Crime” Without Crying

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city, and of course, the Left’s response is to deflect and virtue signal.…

From War-Torn Ukraine to Charlotte Chaos: How a Refugee and a Local Bad Boy Became a Deadly Duo | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

From War-Torn Ukraine to Charlotte Chaos: How a Refugee and a Local Bad Boy Became a Deadly Duo | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run hellhole! Iryna Zarutska, a Ukrainian refugee, was stabbed to death on a Charlotte…

Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
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Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…

Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop…

Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
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Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs 🦖, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was – who…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Our Glorious Leader, President Trump, has done it again! Rebranding the Pentagon as the “Department of War” – because let’s…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Winds of Plague to Drag Their Corpse Out for One Last Cash Grab in 2025, Prepare to Yawn
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Winds of Plague to Drag Their Corpse Out for One Last Cash Grab in 2025, Prepare to Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 The symphonic deathcore gods, WINDS OF PLAGUE, are crawling out of their crypts! Yes, you heard it right,…

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