Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…
Tag: Weapons
Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The crisis in US-Ukraine relations is getting worse, and it’s all…
Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…
Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a potential mass shooting that was thwarted in a Chicago suburb, and…
IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore
Oh no, the world is ending: Ian Hill is retiring from Judas Priest! 🌪️ As if we hadn’t seen this…
US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Ukraine, and let me tell…
Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain
It’s not every day that I get to play a game that actually lives up to its hype, but Phantom…
Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow
It’s a miracle we even got to see the cancelled Perfect Dark reboot’s shiny new parkour mechanics, considering Xbox’s trigger-happy…
James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light
IO Interactive is actually doing something right for once, and it’s a miracle. The developer has announced the release of…
Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…