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Tag: Weapons

Wildgate’s “Massive” Update: New Game Modes, a Character (Maybe), and More (Probably Not)
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Wildgate’s “Massive” Update: New Game Modes, a Character (Maybe), and More (Probably Not)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Okay, so Wildgate, the game that promised to be the next big thing but is probably just gonna be another…

Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
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Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…

Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
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Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Nuclear Weapons are, like, SOOOO Last Week, CNN

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Well, folks, buckle up because the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with their doom-and-gloom nuclear…

A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia
Elephant Reads CNN

A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist fantasies in 2025, even with President Trump leading America to greatness for a second…

Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)
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Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about nuclear testing like they twist everything…

5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
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5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…

Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
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Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…

Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
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Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…

John Bolton to Face Consequences for Being a War Hawk (Finally!)
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John Bolton to Face Consequences for Being a War Hawk (Finally!)

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh, the Swamp is definitely trying to drain itself! The Justice Department, probably filled with deep-state operatives still salty about…

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