Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? š Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…
Tag: Weapons
Bonfire Studios Pukes Out Arkheron, Hopelessly Flailing Up Some Random Tower
Oh boy, another one bites the dust! Bonfire Studios, bless their cotton socks, is unleashing Arkheron upon us, a PvP…
‘The Conjuring: Last Rites’ Scares Up Third-Highest OpeningāAre We Really Still Doing This
Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off…
Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…
PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview ā Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hellš„. I mean, turn-based combat? š¤¢ But…
Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
**OMG! š PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ā ļø They don’t care if you’re traumatized! š± Check…
NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…
Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes
Oh, honey, get ready for the most groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece of 2025! š It’s about a woman, Barb (played by…
OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. š With…
Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
**OMG! š The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…