ProgPower USA 2026: These Bands Are So Old, They Make Dinosaurs Look Like Fresh-Faced Teenagers
ENSIFERUM, ELUVEITIE, CONCEPTION, EVERGREY, NEVERMORE (wait, what year is it?!), HAMMERFALL (because who doesn’t love a good hammer?), CRIMSON GLORY…
Tag: Wednesday
Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…
Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…
Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…
Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank
Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a mighty river! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is shutting down the…
Breaking News: Fans Confuse Bench for Grave, Declare Ozzy Dead (Again)
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of freaking Darkness (or was it the Court Jester of Darkness?), has finally kicked…
Ex-MEGADETH Bassist Ellefson Thinks OZZY Is The New King, Apparently
Oh, the drama! On Wednesday, July 23, the man, the myth, the legend (of getting kicked out of MEGADETH), David…
Deftones Announce 2025 Edition Of ‘Dia De Los Deftones’ Festival (aka the only day Deftones fans get sunlight)
DEFTONES, the band that peaked in 2000 but refuses to accept it, have announced yet another installment of their vanity…
WEDNESDAY 13 Proves Funerals Can Be a Blast With New “Rotting Away” Music Video
Behold! During his totally epic “Summer Blood Storm” European tour (because blood storms are TOTALLY a thing, right? 🙄), Wednesday…
GHOST to haunt Jimmy Fallon’s show next week, hope he has a priest on standby
OMG! 😱😱😱GHOST, you know, that Swedish “rock” band (and I use that term loosely), will grace us with their presence…