The Athletic Molars: A Sports Dentist’s Guide to Taking an Elbow to the Face
WEBINAR DATE CHANGE: Wednesday 28th January 8pm SYD time / 9am UK time! Because apparently time zones are hard. 🙄…
Tag: Wednesday
‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…
‘Tip of the Iceberg’: FBI Raids Reporter’s Home, Newsrooms Realize the Government Actually Read Their Tweets
BREAKING: Deep State Media Outfit Hit With 3 AM RAID as Pam Bondi Unleashes the Kraken on Leakers! Patriots, rejoice!…
Department of Hard Knocks Mandates ‘Please Don’t Traumatize Us’ Hugs for All New Hires
Get ready to trauma-dump your feelings on dusty paper! 📜 Dr. Anna Sexton presents the “How to Not Cry Over…
NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)
🚀 NASA’s “Small Business Town Hall” is basically a Space Job Fair for People Who Like Rockets and Red Tape!…
Health Connector Open Enrollment: Don’t Be An Idiot And Let The Deadline Screw You Over
Another “Health Connector” webinar has officially ended, folks. You missed it. On Wednesday, Jan 14 from 5 pm to 6…
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH Announces Massive 2026 North American Leg Of 20th-Anniversary Tour
Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…
VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…
Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks
🚨BREAKING: Microsoft Announces New Xbox Developer Direct, Promising More Games, More Hype, and at Least One More Delay🚨 🎮💸 In…
4LSAB Shines a Spotlight on Safeguarding Concerns (Because Nothing Says Fun Like Child Protection Audits)
🚨BREAKING: Local Bureaucrats Unveil New 2025 Guide to Spotting When Adults Are in Trouble (Spoiler: It’s Always Falls, Bedsores &…