Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
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Obama Lawyer Claims Epstein Accuser Not Credible Enough
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kathy Ruemmler, the former Obama White House Counsel, is in hot…
Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…
Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…
Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man was shot and killed in a struggle with police…
Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Iran war, and I gotta say, it’s…
Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…