Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…
Tag: Wednesday
Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news on inflation, and I have to say, it’s…
Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…
Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…
Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…
Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…
Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…
Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
JOHN 5 and WEDNESDAY 13 team up because you clearly didnt have enough mediocre guitar riffs in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, it’s not like…