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STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE
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STC 2026 KICKOFF CELEBRATION: WHEN THE FUTURE OF TELECOM FINALLY GETS A SPARKLE

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Time Travelers Confused โ€“ New Yearโ€™s Party Scheduled for January 10, 2026! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ“… Join us at STC Rowland…

PGCAC 2025 Football & Brunch Watch Party: Because Nothing Says Touchdowns Like Overcooked Eggs and Questionable Life Choices
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PGCAC 2025 Football & Brunch Watch Party: Because Nothing Says Touchdowns Like Overcooked Eggs and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

๐Ÿˆ The Commanders are playing the Eagles on Sunday, January 4, 2026, at Famous Lounge Restaurant, 5010 Brown Station Road,…

PGCAC 2025 Football & Brunch Watch Party โ€” Where the Snacks Are Hot and the Takes Are Hotter
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PGCAC 2025 Football & Brunch Watch Party โ€” Where the Snacks Are Hot and the Takes Are Hotter

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿšจ ATTENTION, FROZEN WARRIORS OF UPPER MARLBORO! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿˆ On Sunday, January 4, 2026, weโ€™ll gather at Famous Lounge Restaurant (5010…

Level One Improv: Where Your Life Choices Lead to Making It Up As You Go
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Level One Improv: Where Your Life Choices Lead to Making It Up As You Go

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

๐Ÿ”ฅ “Intro to Improv” – Because Apparently, Some People Still Think “Yes, And…” Is a Life Strategy ๐ŸŽญ In a…

New Year’s Resolutions Online Ceremony Promises to Ruin Your Goals Before They Begin
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New Year’s Resolutions Online Ceremony Promises to Ruin Your Goals Before They Begin

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Attention all spiritual seekers, procrastinators, and people who still think vision boards work: Hailey Noa is here to save your…

CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026
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CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Eventbrite crashes again, leaving users stranded like turtles on a hot griddle. Eventbriteโ€™s โ€œCSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony…

CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026
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CSWEP 2026 Business Meeting & Award Ceremony Luncheon 1/4/2026

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Eventbrite fails to sell tickets for CSWEP 2026 luncheon โ€“ again, because apparently they hate women in economics. Eventbrite, the…

How to Beg for Money Like a Pro in 2026: A Guide for Starving Entrepreneurs
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How to Beg for Money Like a Pro in 2026: A Guide for Starving Entrepreneurs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Wizards of Finance Summoned to Save Your Bankrupt Dreams! ๐Ÿšจ On January 6, 2026 at 1pm ET via…

Cรณmo fingir que te importa la inclusiรณn con indicadores que nadie entiende
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Cรณmo fingir que te importa la inclusiรณn con indicadores que nadie entiende

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

๐Ÿšจ Atenciรณn: Los Superhรฉroes de la Inclusiรณn se reรบnen el 13 de enero para salvar el mundo (o al menos…

WEBINAR: Guรญa para Parecer Importante en LinkedIn Sin Hacer Nada Importante
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WEBINAR: Guรญa para Parecer Importante en LinkedIn Sin Hacer Nada Importante

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

OBJETIVO: Descubrir si tu perfil de LinkedIn es tan triste como una foto de carnรฉ de hace 10 aรฑos. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ผ…

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