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Tag: White House

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Azerbaijan’s Hajiyev says Trump could broker Iran deal
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Azerbaijan’s Hajiyev says Trump could broker Iran deal

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ruddy says rising Donald Trump lifts all boats
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ruddy says rising Donald Trump lifts all boats

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the economy is about to get a whole lot better, folks. According to a…

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
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Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…

Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Agent claims ignorance on Congress phone data in Jack Smith case
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Agent claims ignorance on Congress phone data in Jack Smith case

Milton TruthwellSeptember 22, 2026

The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as an agent in the Jack Smith case…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims US has ample munitions stockpile
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims US has ample munitions stockpile

Milton TruthwellSeptember 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reassured of its mighty arsenal. In a recent TRANSMISSION…

Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially better off despite media spin
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially better off despite media spin

Milton TruthwellSeptember 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

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