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Tag: White House

Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Decides Fate Of Humanity With AI Decision Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, holding court on…

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
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Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility
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Trump Stars in Taxpayer Funded Infomercials Because Humility

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been personally involved in creating those taxpayer-funded…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
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Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently
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Blanche Deems One-Sided Reporting A Threat To National Security Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media, and folks, I…

Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
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Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…

FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI Agents Fired For Allegedly Harassing Wrong Powerful Guy’s Wife

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, two veteran FBI agents, Michael…

Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction
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Government Efficiently Redirects Empathy Funds to Border Wall Construction

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what they’re up to this time.…

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
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CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…

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