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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
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Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…

Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio
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Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur, is running for governor in Ohio,…

GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
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GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…

Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant
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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Gaming has finally reached the promised land of digital utopia, where you can download a new title in minutes, switch…

Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory
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Gaming’s Luck-Based Cash Grabs Exposed in All Their Greedy Glory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this RNG party started, shall we? Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good game of chance, right?…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…

Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run
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Pritzker’s Midterm Gambit Sets Stage For Potential 2028 Presidential Run

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker is throwing a ton of money…

GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise
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GOP Faces Voter Wrath in Midterm Homestretch Surprise

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that GOP operatives are getting a wake-up call from…

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