Bitcoin Thief Somehow Manages To Not Get Away With It
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story of a 22-year-old guy, Malone Lam, who pleaded guilty…
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Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CVS executive Helena Foulkes is projected to win the Democratic…
Missouri Redistricting Chaos Is Back Because You Missed It
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in Missouri, folks. It seems like the state’s effort to…
Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…
Trump Still Struggling With Post 9/11 History Lessons Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and I have to say,…
Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…
Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…
US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…
Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the midterms are heating up, and both parties…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Awards For Rich Guys
The late great actor and filmmaker Rob Reiner has won a final Emmy — this one for outstanding guest actor…