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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue
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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

The Wolcen 2 conundrum: can lightning strike twice, or will it just get stuck in development hell like its predecessor?…

Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula
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Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like WOLCEN Studio is trying to make amends with the gaming community by announcing Wolcen 2,…

Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol
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Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2026September 7, 2026

Kelly Clarkson, the OG American Idol winner, is still out here living her best life, and we’re all just over…

Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
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Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…

Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
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Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…

Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing
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Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri Supreme Court has blocked those new congressional districts backed…

JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash
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JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the tech industry gathers to showcase the latest and greatest in…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Navy Secretary Nominee Thinks Alpha Males Are Still A Thing Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump’s latest nomination, and I have to say, it’s a…

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