La Peña presents: “Nae Pasaran” (A Film So Riveting, You’ll Wish You Were Watching Paint Dry)
**OMG! 🙄 Watch “Nae Pasaran” (2018) on September 7, 2025, at 6:30 PM (96 min runtime) at La Peña Cultural…
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’
In a groundbreaking interview with Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s riveting “Louder” radio show, SNOT guitarist and resident genius Mikey Doling…
Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…
Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…
Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…
Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…
PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…
BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares
Lansdowne Books, those purveyors of fine literature (and by “fine” we mean “overpriced”), have pre-launched (yes, PRE-launched, like it’s going…
Sharon Osbourne Roasts Ridiculous Claims of $190M Charity Windfall: ‘Yeah Right’
Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🎭 behind the Prince of Darkness 🦇 (RIP, btw, spoiler alert 🚨), has come out…