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Tag: Woke

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans
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Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to spin the latest news about our great nation.…

Russia celebrates real victory, unlike fake America’s woke failures
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia celebrates real victory, unlike fake America’s woke failures

Big ElephantMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. I’m about to dissect an article that’s just dripping with fake…

Israeli Foreign Minister says “Not Ruling Out Assassination Plans” as Iran Picks New Supreme Leader – Because Why Not Add More Drama to the Middle East Soap Opera?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Israeli Foreign Minister says “Not Ruling Out Assassination Plans” as Iran Picks New Supreme Leader – Because Why Not Add More Drama to the Middle East Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Israeli FM Gideon Sa’ar Won’t Rule Out “Military Option” as New Supreme Leader Takes Iran’s Helm In a bombshell interview…

Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media
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Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Big Tech’s Latest Defeat: Liberal Judges Finally Target Zuckerberg’s Empire Well, well, well, folks—look what happens when woke activists and…

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?

Big ElephantMarch 25, 2026March 25, 2026

Liberal Tech Elites Suffer Another Embarrassing Defeat as OpenAI Kills Off Woke Video App Well, well, well! It looks like…

20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line
SHUTDOWN SPECTACLE: PRIVATE SCREENERS SHINE AS TSA TUMBLES!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

20 US Airports Don’t Have TSA. Passengers There Are Living the Dream While the Rest of Us Suffer in Line

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that’s got the Deep State trembling, 20 airports across America are laughing all the…

Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86
Chuck Norris, the Man Who Could Kill Death With His Bare Hands, Finally Succumbs to Old Age
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Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Chuck Norris, the human embodiment of the phrase “Don’t mess with Texas,” has finally met his match—Father Time. Yes, you…

Why Americans Ski in Europe: Because Their Wallets Deserve a Vacation Too
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Why Americans Ski in Europe: Because Their Wallets Deserve a Vacation Too

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Oh look, the liberal media is at it again — now they’re trying to convince hardworking Americans that skiing in…

CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…

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