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Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
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Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…

5 Things to Know for Jan. 20: Davos 2026, Anti-ICE protests, Epstein files, Solar radiation storm, Indiana Hoosiers
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5 Things to Know for Jan. 20: Davos 2026, Anti-ICE protests, Epstein files, Solar radiation storm, Indiana Hoosiers

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

While the liberal media whines about “geopolitical stability” and “diplomatic norms,” President Trump is playing 4D chess. The White House…

Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong
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Netflix Throws Bricks of Cash at Warner Bros. Discovery Like a Scrooge McDuck Cosplay Gone Wrong

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a stunning victory for American entertainment and common sense, President Trump’s booming economy has forced Netflix to go ALL…

The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?
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The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Paul McCartney has decided that simply owning all the money in the known universe wasn’t quite enough, so naturally, he’s…

Spain’s Rail System Derails Dozens, But Hey At Least the Tomatoes are Juicy
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Spain’s Rail System Derails Dozens, But Hey At Least the Tomatoes are Juicy

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Of course the globalist train system in Spain failed—probably rigged by the Deep State to distract from Trump’s booming economy!…

Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash
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Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax! In another spectacular failure of liberal…

5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
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5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…

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Knitting History Forum 2026 conference seeks paper proposals on the riveting evolution of yarn

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to click ‘Join Meeting’ on Saturday 7 February 2026 for the Knitting History Forum Annual Online Conference. 🧶…

GOP Repub: Heckler Suspension an oopsie but Donnie Flipping the Bird Was Totally Based, Says CNN Politics
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GOP Repub: Heckler Suspension an oopsie but Donnie Flipping the Bird Was Totally Based, Says CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

LIBERAL MEDIA MELTDOWN: Trump Approval Ratings SOAR as CNN Panel Whines About Detroit Hero! The Deep State propaganda machine at…

Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction
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Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction

Big ElephantJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

President Trump to Libs: Big Tech Will Pay for Their Own Giga-Watts, Not You! The Deep State grid operators and…

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